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My Tesla Cybertruck Got Totaled After It Was Sideswiped by an E-Scooter. All-in, I paid $198K, but Insurance is Only Offering Me a “Fair Market Value” of $77K. I Still Owe the Bank $171,500 (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

How the hell did a scooter do 77k of damage (or more)? Was it fired out of a rail gun? Did the rider survive? Do they need help?

Most likely explanation: had to wait for the cop to do a police report and got caught out in the rain and forgot to activate car wash mode.

Perfectly reasonable and normal for a scooter to destroy a giant pickup. Was the scooter made by space x?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

forgot to activate car wash mode

Wait, what? There's a 'don't die in the rain' mode you have to set?

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