I’m not worried that Russia is going to launch a nuke and destroy humanity by starting World War III. I’m worried that a splinter group is going to seize control of a Russian nuke, fire it, and destroy humanity by starting World War III.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

This is the plot of a Tom Clancy novel… As a suggestion, its not the worst thing Ive read

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

On season 5 of "Jack Ryan", Jack discovers a secret plot from Iran to detonate a nuclear device in Riyadh and destabilize the world by invading Saudi Arabia. Can Jack and his unusually attractive Persian female counterpart stop the rogue fanatic group from launching world war three? Only on Prime® this fall!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Theres 5 Seasons of Jack Ryan⁉️

I think I watched it, but it was just as boring as any other Prime content so I gave up and decided sleep was more entertaining.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are 4 seasons, I just made up a plot for a mythical season 5. I only know there are 4 seasons, as Amazon keeps reminding me to continue watching from somewhere in season 2 where I fell asleep multiple times.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Are YOU Tom Clancy‽

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

unusually attractive Persian female counterpart

...played by Sofia Boutella, no doubt, who always absolutely kills every scene but inexplicably can't land a leading role.

I know what I said.

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