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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (12 children)

All programs can be written with on less line of code. All programs have at least one bug.

By the logical consequences of these axioms every program can be reduced to one line of code - that doesn't work.

One day AI will get there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (6 children)

All programs can be written with on less line of code. All programs have at least one bug.

The humble "Hello world" would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can fit an awful lot of Perl into one line too if you minimize it. It'll be completely unreadable to most anyone, but it'll run

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Qrpff says hello. Or, rather, decrypts DVD movies in 472 bytes of code, 531 if you want the fast version that can do it in real time. The Wikipedia article on it includes the full source code of both.

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Qrpff

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