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RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day (www.vanityfair.com)

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know... to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit!

Love Carlin, but this bit didn't exactly age well. lol

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Satire is dead, it's no longer possible to top the absurdity of real life.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck that. Humor is not dead.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

That's not what he said.

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