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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (18 children)

I would have loved a Cybertruck...

  • before they completely redesigned away every innovation they promised
  • before I realized it was in 1.35 scale. I would have rather have it be a mid-sized truck like the GMC Canyon (Rivian understood the assignment)
  • before Elon showed the world that he's actually a moron
  • before Elon let the world know he's a pathetic megalomaniac with a delicate ego
  • before Elon showed the world that he's pathetic enough to cheat at video games
  • before Elon showed the world that he is literally a Nazi.
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Yeah. They're ugly as fuck, but I want a vehicle that does what a truck does and is electric. The initial reveal was like, 80% of what a truck does. Close enough when there were no other options on the market.

Then they watered it down, didn't even deliver something remotely reliable, musk went full Nazi, then Ford and rivian made trucks that fit the bill better anyways. Not that it really ever bothered me, but also their trucks are not ugly as sin.

Cybertruck will probably be studied in business schools for centuries as the textbook monumental fuck up that it is.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’m looking forward to see how Slate goes with their truck. Slate Truck

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh my god it's actually a sane size.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IMO the bed needs to be at least a foot longer. I've driven an S10 with a 6 foot bed my entire life and I'll go no shorter than that.

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, S10 and 80s / 90s Ford ranger are target sizes for me.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

With sane features and cost!

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I saw that on Vaush's stream and it's got so much of what I love. Cheap, simple, extendible ...

I'm also not a truck guy or anything but I love it conceptually. I'll be driving my Civic for like ten years or more.

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