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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Which is worse: forcing a programmer to attend daily meetings, or forcing them to work in an "open plan" office? If I had to choose one or the other, I would choose to go work on a garbage truck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Forcing programmers into an office at all should be enough to get a manager dragged before the ICJ on charges of crimes against humanity

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ah, the collaboration of millionaire fuckheads making the rest of us suffer. How ever will they be able to afford their private jet to Dubai?

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