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[–] [email protected] 147 points 3 months ago (43 children)

all programs are single threaded unless otherwise specified.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (11 children)

It’s safe to assume that any non-trivial program written in Go is multithreaded

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

And yet: You’ll still be limited to two simultaneous calls to your REST API because the default HTTP client was built in the dumbest way possible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Really? Huh, TIL. I guess I've just never run into a situation where that was the bottleneck.

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