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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 months ago by SchwertImStein to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

I used to perform data analysis of robotics firmware logs which would generate several million log lines per hour and that was my second job out of college.

I don't know how you fuck up 60k lines that bad. Is he nesting 150 for loops and loading a copy of the data set in each one while mining crypto??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I would love to see the output of EXPLAIN on his query to see what he’s doing.

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