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What's stopping you from writing your Rust like this? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 168 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (12 children)

Same. Until you notice the column of curly braces and semi colons in the right margin.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Lgtm ship it to prod

[–] Viking_Hippie 21 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Lgtm? Let's go to Madrid?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You never review code when you have no time to do an actual review? Looks good to me :)

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You never review code when you have no time to do an actual review?

Nope. Then again, I never review code at all 🤷😁

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Don’t review, don’t write tests, and don’t even do QA. All of those tasks are overhead. It’s time you could be spending completing more story points. All that matters is story points, not the customer, not your coworkers, not your happiness, not your sanity. Just story points.