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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24891753

A bill to add a carving of President Donald Trumpto Mount Rushmore has been introduced by a MAGA politician.

Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna announced the bill Tuesday calling for Trump to be added to the South Dakota monument with the message: "Let's get carving."

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[–] [email protected] 175 points 4 months ago (30 children)

I mean this won't happen, but I kinda threw up in my mouth a little bit.

The one thing keeping me sane is the realization that that old crusty piece of shit will be dead soon, and I'll never have to see their rapist face again.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (23 children)

What makes you think it won't happen? They have the votes for it.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 months ago (19 children)

The rockface isn't actually sufficently stable to survive adding a 5th face.

They try to add Trumpo, they're very likely to end up with NO faces.

So yeah, I doubt they'd actually go through with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're saying you think Trump will not only understand that and not insist on doing it anyway?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Imagine if his own face fell off the mountain and crushed him and jd at the opening ceremony.

Ahahahahahaha

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