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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (35 children)

Wait, it's not the material on the Pans?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (33 children)

That's the first part, used correctly it's a non issue so just use your nonstick correctly.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (18 children)

Using nonstick correctly: Dont use anything but silicone spatulas on it, do not use more than 50% of your stoves power or gas stove or you will get cancer and die. Buy a new one every 5 years anyway since it somehow became stick pan.

Using stainless pan: Find it from some junk metal pile, discover it was manufactured in the roman empire, give it a good scrub. Use it on any source imaginable and when hawk thuah slides around instead of sizzles, it's good to go.

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