this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (12 children)

Just take a seat bro

It's so much easier to aim in the dark and there's no risk of drops escaping

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don't have a boner. It's awful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeeeah... no thanks lol. I'm not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.

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