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Alex Jones was right about Jade Helm but it's his boy Trump doing the martial law shit.
I imagine this near future situation.
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Trump: "Everybody who ICE grabs is gonna be detained and deported."
Reporter: "How about if people are detained unlawfully?"
Trump: "Doesn't matter. Official act. All gone." And he smacks his hands in the 'all done' gesture.
Later
Dems: "We fully support President Trump's effort to deport illegal immigrants who commit crimes."
Reporter: "If Trump calls his actions 'official acts' he can lawfully detain and deport anyone. That is unjust. What do you have to say about that?"
Dems: "The law must be obeyed." Yet they don't do the 'all done' gesture.
Your reporter is too bold they’d say something like “Critics of the policy say it can lead to unjust deportations” or something like that
Too much realism kills the joke.