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Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network (www.youtube.com)
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In an appeal to the powerful voting block, Trump told a group of influential Amish megadonors that, if elected, he would make turning on the lights or plugging in an appliance a criminal offense.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Serious question though: do the Amish communities vote? Everything is electronic these days. Maybe Mail-in only?

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