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Tim Walz Under Fire for Allegedly Inflating Bag Toss Score at Family BBQ in 1998 (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (26 children)

"Bag toss" lol

Satire site doesn't wanna say cornhole?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm a gay northerner who moved to Georgia many years ago. When one of my co-workers said he was going to go play cornhole with his buddies, I asked if I could come too.

Needless to say, I was terribly disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've always thought corn hole was receiving unlubricated anal sex. Is that correct?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

My neck of the woods it was used to refer to m2m anal, don't know about the "unlubed" bit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Disappointed because lack of butt stuff, or because cornhole is a really boring game?

I'd believe either.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Lol... Or both :)

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