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Maybe it's time we invent JPUs (json processing units) to equalize the playing field.
The best I can do is an ML model running on an NPU that parses JSON in subtly wrong and impossible to debug ways
Did you know? By indiscriminately removing every 3rd letter, you can ethically decrease input size by up to 33%!