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For news articles which seem so much like satire that you're surprised they're not from The Onion.

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Supermarket AI meal planner app suggests recipe that would create chlorine gas (www.theguardian.com)
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Quebec trucking company ordered to reinstate driver fired for drinking and driving (www.cbc.ca)
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Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes (www.theguardian.com)
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Real Estate Agent Fined $20,000 For Chugging Container of Milk In Seller's House (www.complex.com)
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Hong Kongers urged to stare at smokers in a disapproving way to help create a tobacco-free city (news.sky.com)
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Cruise line apologizes after dozens of whales slaughtered in front of passengers (abcnews.go.com)
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Fresh Off Its Disappointing Box Office Performance, The Flash Will Launch As An NFT (www.gamespot.com)
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Burger King Thailand introduces ‘real cheeseburger’ with 20 cheese slices, no meat (nextshark.com)
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Taliban Endorses Twitter Over Threads (www.vice.com)
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Machine Gun Kelly Fulfills Fan’s Wish by Punching Him in the Face (www.billboard.com)
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Wisconsin's governor vetoes hyphen to increase school funding for 400 years (nationalpost.com)
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Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg offered Rome's Colosseum as cage fight venue (torontosun.com)
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Making $70,000 Per Year In Los Angeles As A Single Person? Government Considers You Low Income (deadline.com)
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Iran's 'quantum processor' turned out to be a $600 dev board (www.pcgamer.com)
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