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How am I supposed to boost my k/d ratio if I don't know how to drive offensively?

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She is a Pisces, and I don't believe in bullshit.

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🌐 🤔

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All their passwords were in plane text.

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spoilerBecause if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels!

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spoilerGuardians of the Galaxy.

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Then I turned 4.

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Got charged with a salt and battery.

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These amateurbiotics in my stomach just aren't cutting it.

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Still 2K.

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Player: I dunno...reality is pretty much only in your imagination

No one: and what is there in reality, your poor imagination?

https://youtu.be/KFrv57zoPq0

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spoilerGround Beef

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They'll get rid of your pounds one way or another!

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There is so much pain!

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"No, but I just finished the sick website for it!"

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That ship has sailed.

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The mothia is ruthless.

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I tell them, "I have no egrets."

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So-solism

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cos y

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NAAND

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Now I have to go to L'Hôpital.

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1/10, too derivative.

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