Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Which country has the biggest number of converts to Judaism? (fedia.io)
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Transjewrdan.

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Pudding some thought into it (lemmy.world)
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I've just received a diagnosis for colour blindness (feddit.uk)
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The news really came out of the purple

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In honor of Father's Day, Home Depot is serving free food this afternoon in the lamp isle (lemmy.world)
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I heard it was going to be a light brunch.

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I'm reading a book on lubricants... (lemmy.world)
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It's non-friction.

Happy Father's Day!

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It really is all purpose (lemmy.world)
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Where do you keep all your cheesy jokes? (lemmy.world)
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I have mine in a dadabase.

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Olé (lemmy.world)
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How do you think the unthinkable? (lazysoci.al)
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You don't want the answer, trust me.With an itheberg.

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What is it called when 2 flowers have an unplanned pregnancy? (lemmy.world)
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An oopsie-daisy! 🌼

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Car Talk with Martok: Naturally Won (media.piefed.world)
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/141656

Car Talk with Martok.

Season 1 / Episode 1

Episode List Here

Original Source: DominionMediaTV

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A world class athlete twisted his ankle in training. (lemmy.ca)
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He decided to try out for the 'Limpics.

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Does anyone remember the post about the chiropractor? (lemmy.ca)
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It was about a week back.

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What kinda shoes do ninjas wear? (sh.itjust.works)
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Sneakers

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We don't know who stole our teaspoons, but we suspect they're stirring up trouble somewhere. (lemmy.world)
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In 1987 the first all-white leopard was spotted. (lemmy.ca)
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When I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed. (lemmy.ca)
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What is the most musical instrument? (lemmy.world)
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A Beat.

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The Hunt for Red October (lemmy.world)
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After setting a table, when should you expect it to go off? (lemmy.world)
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As soon as the guests run out of seconds.

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Tragically, I only got to celebrate my birthday for half a minute (sh.itjust.works)
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Because I'm 32, so it was my thirty second birthday.

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What do you call spherical cows in a particle accelerator? (lemmy.world)
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Moo-ons

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The airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage. (lemmy.ca)
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She said it was carrion.

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