badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly

This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

Rules:

Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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this really says alot (hexbear.net)

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About our s

Imagine if penises could fart (hexbear.net)

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Wouldn't that be funny?

[UPDATE] I called Staff Sergeant back today and his office said he was busy, that was 8 hours ago. I left him 14 voice mails talking about how I'm getting better at shooting my airsoft rifle at beer b (hexbear.net)

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ottles and how I had a dream I met Mr. Netanyahu in person and he gave me the medal of honor. I had to blow off some steam so I went to my local costco and let security there know I'd be in the parking lot looking for HAMAS but there must have been a misunderstanding since they said they'd call the cops if I didn't leave, so I went to the car wash and the guy working the counter said whatever just don't bother the customers. So all day I've been on the lookout for terrorists near the car wash and 7/11.

Phew, eventful day, and I get home and the news on fox is CRAZY, vros, PLEASE pray for Israel.

session token? i'd rather have a tokin' session (hexbear.net)

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stalin-smokin

S O N I C ! (hexbear.net)

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YEA!?

Fugk, let me go, you peebus (hexbear.net)

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This is harrassment

Stop holding me like an ice cream cone it's humiliating

Y’all ever just drink beer in the laundromat while waiting for your clothes to dry? (hexbear.net)

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It’s totally legal nobody stops you. It’s very peaceful in there too when nobody’s around. Just the hum of machinery and warmth from the driers.

Bit idea: guy that likes getting dommed by chatgpt (hexbear.net)

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I've been training for six months now to volunteer to fight iRRRan for the USA and Israel and I went down to the recruiter today and they said they'd call me back. I showed Staff Sergeant my collectio (hexbear.net)

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n of knives I had saved up for the zombie apocalypse and the yu-gi-oh cards I've also been saving up for downtime r&r in between missions and he said "cool". Vros I got a really good shot at getting into special forces. I can run half a mile and I lost 5 pounds, I've also been mentally preparing by owning the libs on /r/combatfootage.

World War 3 imminent (hexbear.net)

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I thought we were bringing manufacturing back in the US (hexbear.net)

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They aren’t even trying to manufacture consent. They’re just dabbing on you guys.

Men can have a little :3 as a treat (hexbear.net)

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Right fellas ? owo

It is the year 2025 and (hexbear.net)

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that’s it. Just a friendly reminder.

Iran? More like I RAN to the polls! (hexbear.net)

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Prince William's billionaire pal dies after swallowing beeanis while playing polo (hexbear.net)

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Remember folks, always carry your epibeanis pen.

beanis

Trump military parade (hexbear.net)

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I Have No Anus And I Must Poop (hexbear.net)

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no-mouth-must-scream a chilling parable for a modern age

Hexbear summons Stalins ghost, what happens next will make you shit (hexbear.net)

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We me and a couple of the 'bears put our money together and bought a Luigi board.

"Huehuehue what if I summon Stalin", one of us said (just like Seth Rogan, funniest ape actir) and we all nodded and agreed because Hexbears are a hivemind we all put our hogs on the Waluigi board and asked the immortal spirit of tankism to summon Stalin.

You fycking fuck, you summoned him in attack mode you baka! You stupid filthy baka! I screamed as Stalin emerged and used his giant spoon to reduce our life points to zero.

That's why we're in the Shadow Realm now fumking IDIOT

semi serious badpost: CHANGE MY VIEW: abolish all time zones and make everyone on earth use UTC +12 (hexbear.net)

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i have no idea what this would cause or fix but i think time zones are dumb and there should be only one time on earth

Former United Beandom Labour leader Jeremy Corbean announces foundation of new political party Arice (hexbear.net)

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It's a grain/legume unity ticket. Let's back our long bean boy