Sigh-Fi

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Tucker Carlson: In Reagan's America, this is the sandworm. It looks like a moist, luscious, womanly vagina.

Tucker Carlson: But now look at it, in 2021, it looks like a hairy butthole. Androgynous, could even be gay. It could make your kids gay. This is what the woke Hollywood agenda wants.

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Science Fiction arranged by Cultural Interference

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The Expanse:

Lol. What's this blue goo?

Star Trek:

The Prime Directive states that we must not interfere with less advanced cultures.

Stargate SG-1:

Less advanced cultures will just be enslaved by more advanced ones unless we give them our support.

Doctor Who:

And by "support" you mean "weapons". How short-sighted. There are much better ways to help less advanced cultures.

The Culture:

Oh, hey, I didn't see you guys all the way over there

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Star Trek FTL travel

Warp drive or warp engine was a technology that allowed space travel at faster-than-light speeds. It worked by generating warp fields to form a subspace bubble that enveloped the starship, distorting the local spacetime continuum and moving the starship at velocities that could greatly exceed the speed of light. These velocities were referred to as warp factors.

Warp drive was the most common form of interstellar propulsion used in the Milky Way Galaxy, making interstellar civilization, exploration, and commerce possible. By the 24th century, warp was the primary means of interstellar transport, but scientists from various culstures were pursuing various alternative propulsion methods that were hypothetically faster or more efficient

Dune FTL travel

: WOAHHH

This Is a Fish on (Prescription) Drugs - Bloomberg

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What Paul Atreides looks like in the movie:

What Paul Atreides looks like in the books: <the text "Paul Atreides", as you'd see on a book page>

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The main character, Paul Atreides conquered the known universe

How do you think he accomplished that? ? Through jihad.