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I don't actually have anything to moan about this week, because I'm off on holiday.

I'm sitting in airport departure lounge, drinking an overpriced pint of Stella, breathing in that sweet recycled air, surrounded by people ignorant of anything but what they're shambling towards directly in-front of them.

Zero arguments, zero stress, airport security did not steal my hair product, nor did they take a scan of my balls using their big machine.

What so you mean I sound overly sarcastic? It's all been gravy. I'm relaxed because I'm on bloody holiday.

I'm 2XL and use the M&S pure cotton ones in a regular fit as my basics. They do a decent job, fit well, have lasted me a couple of years and don't break the bank.

https://www.marksandspencer.com/pure-cotton-crew-neck-t-shirt/p/clp60581522?color=BLACK&prevPage=srp#intid=pid_pg1pip48g2r1c1

That sounds kinda fun. I'll check it out!

He doesn't look the sort to listen to advice haha. I look forward to his inevitable Netflix exposé.

I've only just gone and found a triple conker. Absolute scenes.

Osie Dece nuts.

I'm a little confused what that community is for. Is it pro or anti positivity, haha?

Have you done any sex pesting? That's the only way to know if you used your ability on yourself.

I lost another couple of KGs this week and saw numbers on the scales I haven't seen in 5 years, so I'm riding high, cool guy 😎.

RIP

Nice one! What was the roughness?

People will be flocking to your door, begging you to heal their impotent Gerbils.

You're a bonafide Jesus for the Gerbil, a Gebus.