stupidcasey

joined 2 years ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It helps her reach God, every time she has it she praises his name, but it also helps her resist sin, she's always screaming: "no, no, no"

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The person making this sign must have been in to much of a hurry to leave to double check it.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately the federation has decided the clones you keep creating is saving us a fortune on training Starfleet officers so your request has been denied.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The problem is that Newtons theory of relativity states that when things approach the speed of light they slow down, your eyes use light to see so if you look at the pot it nears the speed of light, that being the light emited from your eyes of course. fun fact this is also how super man shoots Lazer beams.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I mean technically there isn't a finite number of atoms because there isn't a finite number of anything because everything is part of the same energy field with varied energy states caught in self reinforcing patterns and when you "split" an atom you simply break the pattern allowing rapid entropy to a stable state.

Tldr: the solution to this paradox is that it is impossible to split anything in half, you can only rearrange it.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Can't wait for the Captain Moses prequel and, Armageddon: Endgame.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Right under the window? They must live dangerously.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Should have centered your axis around the global center instead of the local center.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Please call me Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr horse, horse is my father's name.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

If ever you are behind on world events just walk into a crowd and say "did you see that stupid thing the president said?" And it will always be relevant.

 

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