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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

geordi-no "Bukkake".

geordi-yes "Baby shower".

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Of course the obvious result is that more children will simply go missing after being murdered by their SAer.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Don't drive it anywhere. Just do silly videos for tiktok or youtube. Use it as a prop for satire.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want to coin a term: "magoatee". It's that generic goatee that chud men wear. You know the one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade should win an award for "most based movie with most problematic name".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The USSR really hit it out of the park with the Salyut design. Big enough to be practical for human habitation, small enough to launch on relatively low cost rockets, and modular enough to be used for a wide variety of purposes. Even the current Chinese space station's modules are basically Salyut variants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Dr. Neptune's couples therapy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is there a socialist equivalent of "forgive me, Father, for I have sinned"? At my workplace today, as part of my regular duties, I had to place an order for Starlink service and hardware by order of the owner of the company. I felt like I needed a shower afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wonder how much of this is a result of NPR senior management trying to cozy up to the American government to avoid funding cuts. I mean sure, they were always Nice Polite Republicans, but this is even beyond their normal ghoulishness.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Terry Pratchett handled this perfectly in the Discworld books. Sure, a wizard can magic-up - for example - a loaf of bread instantly. But they need to spend a day preparing, and afterwards they usually get a big headache and need to lie down. Easier just to go to a bakery.

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