millerqueen

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Biting social commentary by the publishers. Stay safe, stay cosy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Led by Donkeys do so much good

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how many of those members will remain members once they realise they have just paid for a fanclub membership and have no power to influence anything other than their bank account.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Don't you think she looks tired?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I hope everyone tilted their screen 45° and applied their red filters.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"In ev'ry pot he said "a chicken" But Herbert Hoover he forgot Not only don't we have the chicken We ain't got the pot!" Who knew "Annie" the musical was so prophetic? Just remember that tomorrow they'll be sun.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

My instinct is screaming Poe's Law, my head is shaking its head and walking away in despair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Dalscone Farm is in Dumfries, 100 miles from Edinburgh.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Rangers of the woods rejoice

(sing, sing, sing with me)

Raise your bow and raise your voice

(string, String, string with me)

Strain your eyes and pointed ears

‘Lest Dwarven spies should gather near

Searching for our golden horde

Hidden under trees and sward

Born overground

Cradled by the mighty bough

The sun is our guide

Protection from the great unknown

Wind in our hair

Light in our souls

Preserve the land and keep it free

Come on family sing with me!

I am a elf and I’m filling a hole

ETC

Darkness rules over the light

Deep, deep in the trees

The moonglow brightens up the sky

Light will make us free

Fill a glass and down some wine

Revel in the sun that shines

Cavort and dance and just unwind

And live fore'er, if life is kind

Born overground

Given life from plant and bush

Trees are our home

The forest will provide our truth

Face us in war

Our swords are our proof

We can never fear to try

If our souls will never die

I am an elf ETC

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What I would give to Steve Martin to record It's a Gas is nothing to the amount I'd save from using epsom salts and ace bandages, But I've lost all my money in the Gutter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Where is the wrestling image and why do we never see Jesus and AJ Styles in the same room?

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