alltomorrowsregrets

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Dotard Donnie: I wanna do the thing.

People on Youtube, Twitter, Tik Tok: Here is why he can't do the thing.

Senate and House: mumble. shrug.

The Supremes: Sure. He's the president soitsallfine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But gander is a gender.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (6 children)
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When you drive a hammer pedestrians all look like nails.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Shank. The verb form [ Shank.]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

At some point do you overlay it on the OSI model?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

With new HyperFibre I can shit through the eye of a needle at 20 paces!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Fly swatter that burst in to a million bits the first time I hit a fly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Weed, alcohol, opiates, nicotine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How do they fell about wankie?

 

From the Armageddon soundtrack 1998 it is a Diane Warren joint and Aerosmith's biggest hit and was one of my wife's and my 3 special songs.

 

From Quel enfer! 1988.

Je n'aimais pas le succès with Muriel Moreno

 

From Diversity of Silence 2015

 

From Nachtangst EP 2015

 

From F♯ A♯ ∞ 1997

 

From After Dark 2019

 

From Rotten Citizens Vol.1 2015

 

From the single Something to Live For 1987

 

From Nostromo 2001

 

From Scenery and Fish 1996

 

From Breakfast At The Circus 1987.

 

From Rabies 1989.

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