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True… but most of them are the size of a pea, so don’t expect Shakespeare

Careful… that’s how you end up in a very weird chapter of a sailor’s diary

Exactly…… proof that even in space, someone’s into the weird stuff

Yep…….you’re just the side quest, buddy 📱😂

So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?

Reverse mermaid? Yeah… that’s just a seafood platter with legs

Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦‍♂️😂

like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river

Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors

True… but unfortunately, they also have the brain of a fish, so navigation’s still a problem 🐟🧠😂

Classic sailor move! At least it’s easier to find your boat than your car after a night out… unless the tide’s got other plans 🌊

Exactly! ‘Just enough rum’ is a myth it’s always ‘one more rum’ until the ship starts spinning! 🥃😂