Flocklesscrow

Which is perfectly congruent with their ignorant jackassery given that USPS delivers magnitudes more mail than UPS and Fedex and DHL. The private alternatives are vocally upfront that they could never cover the slack, should USPS cease to exist.

Not one Republican ever argues a point in good faith.

Bits of Mouth, name of my new band.

This guy is single-handedly reversing the trajectory of nerd bullying.

Dearest Gaia, bring out your beauties; we got a hankerin to frolic

You mean Clarence Thomas didn't put his criminal thumb on the scale to tip the five-justice majority in Bush v. Gore, which halted the manual recount of disputed ballots in Florida, effectively awarding the presidency to George W. Bush?

Diabeetus trolley

Just hypeman duties out the window

For $40 you could get at least two glasses of milk

Jesus should have included some clauses in his doctrines about exactly how to negate such people from society. God's judgement comes a lil too late to be useful to anyone.

Stop drop and roll sounds like, "whap whap whap."

SailorsOnly

Why can't the eagles take the trash?