Facky

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Nice argument. unfortunately, I've already drawn you as the meagre, liquid filled Brand X, and myself as the copiously tomato abundant 74·40 in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hmm. I don't get an itchy mouth with tomatoes of any kind, but maybe it is common idk

I'm on the shellfish diet in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I say before I steal the oyster out of some guy's mouth

Nice argument. unfortunately, I've already drawn you as the meagre, liquid filled Brand X, and myself as the copiously tomato abundant 74·40 in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So you're allergic?

china L, cuba, vietnam, and bolivia W 😔 in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Georgia's yes on this surprises me.

Imagine a 2010s teen party movie but it’s about Israel trying to throw the best rave ever before they’re prosecuted for war crimes in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

The trailer features Ke$ha's Your Love is my Drug but it's not actually in the movie

I sometimes experience cognitive size and space distortions. What’s that called? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome?

I have it. It usually gets worse when I have a migraine.

Not having fun is reactionary. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fair enough

Not having fun is reactionary. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Hmm interesting

Not having fun is reactionary. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

That's only 4

how much data can I waste per month? in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I download music cause of the apocalypse happens and mine is the only phone to survive then future generations will know about the Banana Splits theme.

Trump leaves G7 a day early due to "what's going on in the Middle East" in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a pretty good excuse.

Like imagine you're at a bad party and it like "Ope, just rembered I'm the president and there's a crisis in the Middle East. GOTTA GO!"

i genuinely feel worse for the dogs than i do for the "israelis" in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Good point

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Based Cuban Wiki (hexbear.net)
 

https://www.ecured.cu/Estados_Unidos

(machine translated from Spanish)

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We're boned (hexbear.net)
 
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[Racism?] Chat what do we think? (www.kickstarter.com)
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Serious question: is it ok to enjoy those songs with the g slur in the title? (hexbear.net)
 

You know, the ones by Fleetwood Mac and Cher?

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Kelly's done it again (hexbear.net)
 
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What was your most lib moment before you were radicalized (or at all)? (hexbear.net)
 

I'll start

This is embarrassing but I cried when SHillary lost to Trump.

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Wilfrid Laurier is a bastard man (hexbear.net)
 

I'm playing as the Maori and he captured Te Hokianga-Nui-a-Kupe after it rebelled against me.

This is my first real Civilization 6 playthrough.

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I am speaking to you from 2 thousand million of your terrestrial years into the future to tell you... (hexbear.net)
 

That dunking on libs and pig poop balls are still funny lol

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