I genuinely love this cheesy shit.
AstralPath
The stone age = any time before 2005 apparently 🙄
Black holes don’t just roam around looking for planets to snack on.
Don't be so sure. There's plenty of cases of black holes devouring entire star systems. There's so many black holes just drifting around that you could make a case that they are just roaming around looking for their next snack.
This is genius! Genius I tell you!
If I saw anyone harm any animal intentionally outside of self-defence, that's an instant and permanent write off. I'd literally take any opportunity to talk shit about said person beating animals and would take pride in beating their ass if the moment was right.
Anyone hurting animals gets a big ol' irrevocable "fuck you" from me.
There's like 8 billion people on this planet you can be friends with. Don't roll with or enable abusers.
"Un chat" is correct.
Masc. = un chat. Fem. = une chatte.
Homie's never played GTA in the relaxed, follow the rules of the road kind of way and I think that's sad. 🙁
gum up the trolley
heaves
Phobophile rules.
100% agree. I think its a modern classic.
"Did you tell them they were the orphans' chips?"
Nacho Libre rules.
My roommate's cat got her head through a plastic grocery bag handle then when she tried to back out of it it made a crinkly noise and she panicked. She bolted around the apartment for a solid minute with a grocery bag full of stuff in it causing absolute mayhem. The bag got caught on the leg of one of the kitchen chairs at high speed and she tore the handle right off the bag.
She ended up sitting on the arm of the couch with the handle of this plastic bag still around her neck. She looked like she had a cheapo lion's mane. 🤣