this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Tfw actual sailor and working the whole weekend

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Having to do it all over again next week.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

One special, glorious day, I won't have to.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

But i also work saturday :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And it's a holiday in my country! Three days off for me!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which holiday? I love learning about others holidays!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's a religious holiday. Imaculate Conception or something along that.

Last Friday was our holiday for the Restoring of Independence, when we kick spanish kings from our throne, in 1640.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I really didn't do anything to deserve this. I just laid here and time passed. now it's Friday.