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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It’s about thyme.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not very oregonal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Well, he's no sage, after all.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thyme is an herb

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I believe it's a noun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thyme is relative.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thyme is an illusion. Lunchthyme doubly so.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

And now we're back to food puns, proving that thyme is a flat circle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You're technically correct, which is, of course, the best kind of correct.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It's all cumin together.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's your dill?

[–] drasticpotatoes 2 points 2 years ago

I might just be salty.