A fan sub for its always sunny in philadelphia.
If I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Who cares? Dead body's like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. I won't care. Fill me up with cream. Turn me into a cannoli. Make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead.
Oh shit, is my mic on?
Don't diddle kids, it's not good to diddle kids. ๐ต๐ถ
I know some of you may have heard about that other guy. I am not gonna diddle your kids. I'm not like that. That's not my thing. I met that guy in a titty bar. It's like... uhh.....
You do the dance numbers, parappa the rapper style, while fighting off the diddlers trying to get to the girls. If too many diddlers get through, you're pageant loses legitimacy and the cops arrest you.
So is the goal of the game to avoid diddleing kids or just not get caught doing it?
The goal of the game is to sexualize children by rating them on thier attractiveness but not be accused of sexualizing them.
I love this episode until the musical bits start. I hate the Dee song, which is weird because she's usually my fav. And the thing with the boy at the end is just so cringe. But Frank is amazing throughout. I wish someone would make a fan-edit with just Frank in that episode.
I feel like the point of the episode was for the performances to be weird, cringe, and inappropriate for children. They're making fun of the absurdity of children's buety pagents.
Yeah, I know but there's a fine line between lampooning something and going to such extremes that you become part of the problem.