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today i learnt that there are piss vampires that steal piss pls help im scared (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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they wait until you're fast asleep and then they take your pee and use it to power their vampire technology i heard they use their piss tech to make you into one of them and now i cant sleep oh god dont let them take my piss

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That sounds pretty dope actually. Pissula sneaking into my room, stealing my piss so I don’t have to get up at 3 AM to piss.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Folks dirt owl is on a shitposting rampage right now so you know this one is real

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The human body is on average 60% water. With training and the proper muscle technique, you can get that up to 70-80%. Don't let those vampires get even a drop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they use their piss tech to make you into one of them

Are you absolutely sure this didn't happen to you already months ago ?