this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If snails did have tears with salt in them, the salt would already be in their body, meaning he'd already be dead.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, and lions and dinosaurs can't talk, but this is a community where we post silly comic strips so maybe chill out with the fact-checking my dude?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It's a cool fun fact regardless of whether it's relevant to comedic value

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

He does look dead inside.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Grim. Have a great day, and may you stub your toe on a roomba.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I would wish OP to step on a Lego, or even better, a British main plug.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What has the poor roomba done to deserve such a fate?!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Slugs do not work that way! Good night!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, you're Mirror Stamets?

Does that mean you need the fancy eye drops?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only if I'm in the Prime Universe. Everything is naturally darker in the mirror universe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Is it basically pitch black there these days, then?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Windmills do though news anchor fake laugh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Despite being believed by many slugs smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A comma makes this two very different sentences.

Despite being believed by many, slugs smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying

Or

Despite being believed by many slugs, smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Slugs smiling would absolutely prevent me from crying. (At least from sadness, it might be so beauriful I cry because of that though)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'm getting major Spuds Macenzie vibes here. Alternate backstory?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Good morning to you, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Good old Sam