this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
909 points (97.6% liked)

Comic Strips

18209 readers
1707 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

Web of links

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 28 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Please no Christmas memes before Halloween.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But how else are we supposed to prepare for the War on Christmas?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

With no Xmas memes after Halloween, too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I just write angry letters to my local mall.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Prepare now for the Mariah Carey invasion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Due to climate change, she's thawing earlier every year.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

All I want for Christmas is coal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They put up the holiday advertisements in my store yesterday. Halloween isn't even here yet.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

They're minerals. Jesus Marie!!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Coal is actually split into four types

  • Lignite
  • Subbituminous
  • Bituminous
  • Anthracite

And there is also Graphite which is technically different from coal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is also diamond which is technically different than coal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Fullerenes, nanotubes, graphene... they're also different.

For illustration purposes, C~60~ fullerite:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wow there’s a lot going on in there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fullerite

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

*Mineral Collection

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those are some sick rocks and minerals (I have a ton of my own)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

THEY’RE MINERALS, MAR….. oh wait, you already… sorry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Too soon, man. I just left a Halloween party. Are you ok?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Legit did not occur to me it’s a Christmas meme. I am not even kidding. I was tired and high.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Real Joe Pera vibes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That news paper just stole that meme?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Would be a little funnier if panel two was COAL?!?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This is the correct answer when the haters give you a lump of coal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Eat it, Santa.