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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Imagining OP having a panic attack about saying "excuse me."

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Tbf people should have enough self awareness to know not to do this but yeah a simple excuse me will do

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

excuse m-get the fuck out of the way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Me just waiting for them to move trying not to look like I am stalking them nor just waiting for them to move silently which I am doing then coming to conclusion I'll just eat something else than I originally planned to.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Then give you a mean look when you excuse yourself to walk past them or have a look at the shelf they're blocking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Easy! I give them a mean look first because they're blocking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I just pretend that I want shit behind them so they move, and I keep doing to purposely to get in their way.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Just join in and tell them about your imaginary kids who just happen to be slightly better at everything than the other two parents kids are.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I see lots of tension and energy between those two women. If not civilization conditioning they would be at each other throats.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If not civilization conditioning they would be at each other throats.

I don't think that's within the power of agriculture and settlement hierarchy to achieve.

If anything the improved nutrition and health of people before "civilization" would have made them much more capable of emotional restraint.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

In what sense it is “before” civilization, rather than civilization itself?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

What bugs me more than aisles is stopping in a doorway. Keep moving.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Dead 😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OMG Sharon, we should meet tomorrow at Costco @4pm and block the isles with our carts and discuss lip gloss colors!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

yuh pretty much