this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The original is funny, what's the joke about "I'm never leaving" ? never leaving twitter?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

that is the meaning, but it's just a turn of phrase. It implies the writer knows the site is terrible but has found entertainment there anyway.

Similar to "wild horses couldn't drag me away" or "I was transfixed"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Jaap is her husband maybe?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i wouldn't be the least surprised if elon is running a campaign to make it seem like anyone actually enjoys twitter still

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I enjoy Twitter because it's a place I can say anything I want to the traitors that abound there

I'm done with IRL fistfights and live in Maga country, so it can be therapeutic at times.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everything is a billionaire conspiracy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they are literally an elite overclass who own basically everything lmao, why do you act as if it's strange to expect them to manipulate things?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

There's manipulating things and then there's seeing one tweet that isn't a negative criticism of twitter and attributing it to a possible PR conspiracy lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

You need to be told how to react to a joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I didnt even notice it

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nonono, for kidneys, you need to open your Bluetooth settings and unpair them...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or just walk far enough away

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Nooooo, you don't want them re-pairing at an inopportune moment! Just disconnect them completely and be on the safe side.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only organ transplant that requires you to log out is the colon

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

It's more of a "clear cookies" situation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Except when 2FA requires a TOTP in the form of out of season fruits in an incompatible combo with canned spinach.