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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh cool, this lets you find out who specified person is.

It’s Edward Snowden, that they are censoring there.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2019/sep/13/edward-snowden-interview-whistleblowing-russia-ai-permanent-record

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wow, this guy's search history reads like a 12 year old trying to find porn online. Also that search history gets even more pathetic on the second page.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

In all fairness, due to the sheer size of Reddit the likelihood of a drunk expert-in-that-specific-thing that rejoices in oversharing their very specific knowledge is not 0%. Dude was desperate.

We know his perfect answer was probably buried 12 subcomments deep on a 6 year old hentai thread, though. Only written online as the result of said aforementioned expert butting into an argument about pillow exports or something. Out of reach. Forever lost to the vast expanse of the internet.

Anywho, sucks for that guy. He’s in prison now because his google search landed him in North Korea.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

to be fair, the ones that don't look like a 12 year old probably weren't caught.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Concerning that the government can get all that personal info about a person.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

The search warrants must get broad in a hurry when the case involves attempted transfer of classified information to unfriendly governments.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

They asked Google what his search history was. A search history he could have chosen to delete if he wasn't such an unbelievable pillock. We are hardly talking about Ninety Eightty Four here.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Weird there's no "big titty goth chicks" in there

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Shoulda been busy fapping. Big Brother stops watching you as soon as they realize you are just jerkin it to freaky stuff like 'Treasonous Blowjobs' and 'How do I defect my hard on?'

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Should I go to Switzerland? Nah. I want the spicy experience.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Hell even Sudan would have been an improvement over North Korea.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Damn, I didn't think anyone on hexbear was old enough to be enlisted. 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just guessing here, but it sounds like that the specific person that was redacted is Edward Snowden?