Tabletop, DnD, board games, and minecraft. Also Animal Crossing.
3rd International Volunteer Brigade (Hexbear gaming discord)
Rules
Famously conservative video games Bioshock and Metal Gear Rising.
essential commiecore:
This is Disco Elysium erasure.
sorry, buy I'm only listing the essentials
How dare you.
Metal Gear Rising really is the funniest one on this list. The game's main antagonist is Dick Cheney with nanomachines who verbatim says he wants to "Make America Great Again" a full two years before the Trump campaign starts. You kill an insane amount of cops. One of the bosses, who is shown to be nothing more than a psychopath who enjoys war, wants the world to go back to "the good old days after 9/11" when arms manufacturers could do anything they wanted. It portrays a world where war is nothing but a vehicle for profit, and the main characters realises he wants nothing to do with this, leaves his PMC outfit, and fights for himself against these evil corporations. It's not subtle, in the slightest. I have no idea how you can read this game as conservative.
I have no idea how you can read this game as conservative.
I can.
A lot of 
seriously say that Senator Armstrong was based and quote him as some ideal politician the way they also worship Walter White and Patrick Bateman.
I guess I can never underestimate the shockingly low level of media literacy in our beloved modernity, huh.
Who wants to help me crowdfund a bribe to Trump's speechwriter to have him say the entire Senator Armstrong monolog at a rally?
Alright I'm downloading this.
Darktide
DoA Xtreme
Nobody ever actually played those
Fallout 3, CoD4, and MGRR
The bad guys are literally the US government lmao
Darktide, a game about killing militant antivaxxers.
DoA Xtreme
Nobody ever actually played those
B-b-b-b-but The Quatering told me that "Boner culture" is so important to defend!
These games are all either a handful of explicitly NOT conservative games, military shooters, a couple games that sexualize women, and then just "games I like".
DoA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Zelda OOC
Fuck offfffffff
Well... The main villain is black.
Something about using the power of God under direction of what's presumably a traditional monarchy to fight the forces of anarchy, also.
But mostly the main villain thing.
Can you really call this the "conservative essentials" without gems like Custer's Revenge and Hatred?
The funniest part is that the original tweet that triggered the chud
was this
transcore chart
Love how FNV is there twice, its just that good.
The basic rimworld colony is basically anarcho communist, what the hell.
So the core of their ideology is "I LIKE KILLING THE OTHERFIED LESSERS. I IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE SAID BECAUSE KILLING THE LESSERS IS THAT EXCITING." I already knew that, but they're helpfully pointing it out.
Ah yes, Silent Hill 3, where you play as a woman and perform an abortion on a god, where all the religious people are depicted as murderous lunatics and the most powerful deity in the game is a disabled woman.
I would say a third of those games make sense.
Anything WW2, Shooters, and anything 40K related would be my assumptions. I would also throw in Madden. Top of the chud pile would be Call of Duty.
Oddly enough BioShock still has Ayn Rand fans despite the story. Naturally they can't understand that it is a deconstruction of Ayn Rand. They also say the only reason Rapture failed was because Ryan abandoned his ideals...
HE DID BECAUSE HE FUCKING HAD TO BECAUSE HE WAS LOSING UNDER HIS IDEALS. That is the entire point of that story. It's a self contradicting society.
anything 40K related
Actually quite funny that they chose Space Marine because one of the universally hated characters in that is your rigidly doctrinaire squad member who refuses to deviate from the words of a 10,000 year old text even when they don't make sense in the current situation.
These games are really old.
Back before 
were invented.
They forgot Hogwarts
Rowling is too woke for the conservatives and too conservative for the woke. Everybody is disillusioned with Rowling for different reasons
What sort of fucked up reading of Silent Hill 3 do you have to have to make it a conservative game?
but you kill Nazis in Sniper Elite and we've all seen that Republicans won't even denounce Nazis, let alone kill them.
This here triggered them so hard but since the previous came out in 2014 it got a pass. What happened between the release of The New Order (2014) and The New Collosus (2016)..? 🤔
So I just checked the source, and I think this person is serious
Nazi uses a Confederate-popularized slur to wish death to trans people
Did they play Persona 4 and pick the wrong suspect at the end? That game is not sympathetic to their ideology lmao.
Parasite Eve is the funniest one on there.
Mitochondria are definitely fascist.
Out of context this is hilarious
I would say anyone partaking in anime or video games is a degenerate and completely incompatible with conservative tradlife.
(Edit: I'm pro degenerate btw don't wanna get shit twisted.)
There is no time for games you should be getting wifed up and poping out kids and working 18/hr a day every day except Sunday where you go to church. Video games are the devil after all.
So no, there are no "conservative video games".