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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AVE SATANI BROTHER, LET’S VAPE SOME CRANK AND READ NINTENDO POWER

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING MARIO CART MY BROTHER IN ANTICHRIST

[–] bingbong 9 points 2 years ago

CRANK THOSE HOGS DAY IN DAY OUT MFERS AROOOOOO

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Where do I sign?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want a giant hog and a Nintendo!

Won't be using the drugs though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can sell them for profit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or give them to the hog for even more power!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

So many options! Thanks Satanists!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Giant hog, for squeezing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So... do I get to own the entire company named Nintendo, or is this like when people just called the NES a "Nintendo?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Nintendo exists, promise fulfilled.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You become a Nintendo subscriber.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

These days we promise a PS5 since Nintendo discontinued full consoles.

Also, you only get a giant hog if that's what you want; Satan respects your gender identity. You can sub in cat ears.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Back then didn't they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I wanna Sega. It does what Nintendon't!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want to sub in cat ears but still also have a giant hog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Best I can do is a piglet and one cat ear. We can't just give both to everyone or else it devalues them for the people that already made deals, and they'll start trying to renegotiate, and that fucks up all the records.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This is the weirdest shade against the Switch I've ever read. It's literally a full console that is also portable!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

this isn’t satan, this is wario!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Hoooog ridaaaaaa

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hmmm. Do the drugs come packaged with the hog or with the nintendo?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They're in the RAM expansion slot, behind the car keys.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

"Dinsdale!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don't want the hog but I'll take the rest, please 🫴
Just give my hog to somecritter else :D

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hog can be slang for penis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Definitely give it to somecritter else.

... Unless we're talking, like... wink wink nudge kinda giving me a 'hog' in which case yes. 🤷‍♀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You could sell the hog to buy more drugs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't be so hasty. Stick with me here- Super Mario Luau.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I'll take a #4

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

All of them please

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Reads Nintendo.

Me: "I am listening."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Are you a TH?

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