Trump-Clinton unity ticket 2024. Alienate everyone
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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Hell yea boi
👽 everyone? Have you been listening to the UFO hearings?
The entire population of the US got body snatched in 1963. That's why Americans are so weird.
It's crazy how he just talks on regardless, and they either boo or cheer depending on if he said the right thing, but he just keeps going, and they love it.
Watch clips of him trying to brag about the vaccines, which he would like to take credit for. I think he's learned to stop bringing it up but for a little while there he'd bring it up, try to soft-pitch it with stuff like "now I don't say you have to take it or you should take it, i took it, but you don't have to take it" and the audience will sour on him, you can see him cringe internally, and he'll immediately shift course
He looks awful
the greasiest, wettest boy.
It looks like he smeared cappuccino all over his face instead of hiring a makeup artist.
I think he uses self-tanner or some sort of weird home spray tan kit from the 80s.
so round too!
pulled him straight out from under the broiler and pushed him on stage
"Fried is popular. Very popular. People love it. They do. They love it. But - I'm sorry - it's not the best. It's not. Lotsa people don't know this but rotisserie chicken is the best." Mild booing. "It's true. It's true."
folks, we love air fryers - that's right, we love it (cheering) we love to fry the chicken fingies, isn't that right (cheering) but we don't like vegetables (boos) no, that's right, broccoli is for communists (cheering)
Indeed. The strongest enemy of the GOP is the Brockommunists.
You're saying that an animated piece of sagging, wet, weathered Cordoba leather with neon white teeth in the center is bad?
His political strategy is like the progression of an anime mixed with stand up comedy. He's delivering it with the cadence of a stand up comedian, but it contains the serialized progress of a shonen. It's not just Frieza, it's Golden Frieza. MAGA got split into dark MAGA and communist MAGA. Now instead of space force, this season is legal trouble.