chapotraphouse

I'm picturing a boomer laughing to himself when he has the idea for this. He can't hold in his glee as he types it into Wordpad, adding an extra couple exclamation points because that's funnier. Then he has to call his kids for help because he can't figure out the printer again, but they don't answer because they're adults and they don't have to listen to his shit anymore. So he goes to Best Buy geek squad, but the person behind the counter has blue hair. "What is my country coming to?", he says and leaves, stopping at the local Cracker Barrel for a meal. He spots a new entry on the menu, vegan sausage. Dejected, he goes home and sends a Facebook death threat to Kamala Harris, grips his rifle and waits for his sweet death.