Vegan Circlejerk

Carnists are making good use of the 300+ logical fallacies.

Surviving deer were seen prancing off into the forests, laughing

I can already feel myself slipping away. If only I'd eaten bacon tho...

• cough * Tell my family I love them. * cough cough *

It's common knowledge that planting something in the ground will make it grow more of the thing. So I just took some cheese (don't worry... I stole it. I don't buy animal products I'm vegan) and planted it in the ground. Pretty soon I will have a ton of vegan cheese coming up. Wish me luck.

(Brian)

Yes I know people take their neighbors to court over backyard rituals all the time because of the loud sounds and weird smells, and it's not OK to harass them. But when it's vegans it's totally different guys, trust me.

I'm quitting veganism because there are just no good vegan memes anymore. Animal rights? No, haha, I was only in it for the memes. :) All the jokes have been beat into the ground and it seems vegans and their B12-starved brains are incapable of inventing new material. Hoping the carnivore diet has better memes (and that they're worth the diarrhea).

(I'm vegan btw.)

Capitalist Realism is deep fried in organic grass fed raw 🐮 butter.

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“Fukuyama’s thesis that history has climaxed with liberal capitalism may have been widely derided, but it is accepted, even assumed, at the level of the cultural unconscious. It should be remembered, though, that even when Fukuyama advanced it, the idea that history had reached a ‘terminal beach’ was not merely triumphalist. Fukuyama warned that his radiant city would be haunted, but he thought its specters would be Nietzschean rather than Marxian. Some of Nietzsche’s most prescient pages are those in which he describes the ‘oversaturation of an age with history’. ‘It leads an age into a dangerous mood of irony in regard to itself’, he wrote in Untimely Meditations, ‘and subsequently into the even more dangerous mood of cynicism’, in which ‘cosmopolitan fingering’, a detached spectatorialism, replaces engagement and involvement. This is the condition of Nietzsche’s Last Man, who has seen everything, but is decadently enfeebled precisely by this excess of (self) awareness.”
― Mark Fisher, Capitalist Realism: Is There No Alternative?
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