:shrek: all that glitters is cum only shootin ropes break my ass :shrek-blob:

@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.

fixed because my first try at this broke the website.

need context?

First post: https://hexbear.net/post/107136

Second post: https://hexbear.net/post/107194

Shrek post: https://hexbear.net/post/107153

Final post: https://hexbear.net/post/107251

Enjoy this whole shrek fan site, Dave, you paid for it.

I'm waiting for you to call back and offer me a raise. If you want to double my pay, we'll call it even.

edit: Thank you for looking at this Dave.

edit 2: post that started this

edit 3: texts with Dave are live

edit 4: closure with dave

am I doing something wrong? I adopted him about 6 hours ago. We've been vibing and I already fed him waffles.

Step 1: find a normal meme

Step 2: photoshop the head of an apropriate shrek character overtop of it

Step 3: post it here

Shrek Meme tools:

• shrekland watermark

• shrekhead meme flashy sheet

• lord fuckward “trade offer” meme template

• “train gang” shrek?

it is shrekland, a land for shrek fans, roleplayerrs, and “shrek”.

all content must include the word shrek or be about shrek thank you🙏

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