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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/1433287

The trend has reportedly sparked a backlash from some in China due to safety reasons. Read more at straitstimes.com.

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The board said Grawe, who originally had her license suspended in November, neglected her patients as she livestreamed parts of their procedures, spoke into a camera and answered viewer questions — all while the surgeries were taking place.

The unnamed patient suffered severe damage to and bacterial infections in her abdomen, as well as loss of brain function from the amount of toxins in her blood, according to the notice.

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The Taliban thinks Meta’s content policy, which includes a ban on support or praise for terrorist or hate groups, is “intolerant”, while endorsing Twitter's freedom of speech and "public nature and credibility"

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Barely visible to the human eye, art collective MSCHF’s miniscule “Louis Vuitton” handbag is less than 0.03 inches wide.

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While rescuers fear for crew, Logitech F710 PC gamepad sells out within minutes.

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In a characteristically rambling post on Truth Social, Mr Trump said that the indictment ‘hoax’ was the fault of misfits – and mutants

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Comcast blasted for seeking "loopholes" in rule requiring disclosure of all fees.

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Hello, everybody!

I'd like to welcome you all to /m/nottheonion!

When moving to Kbin, I quickly realized that I was going to miss seeing the absurd articles that were posted over on r/nottheonion. I decided to go ahead and create this magazine to hopefully fill that void.

I am glad to see that so many people have joined already, even without a single post to be seen! I'll be on the lookout for articles to contribute, and I urge you all to do the same.

Every interaction, no matter how small, on this magazine or elsewhere, will encourage the growth of the Lemmyverse as a whole.

Have fun! :)